ALL THESE WEBSITES ARE YOURS – EXCEPT IO9
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

Here’s some logo ideas for the new G/O news platform.

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

When the username and the comment line up just so.... *chef kiss* that’s good Kinja

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

China spends more on internal security than externally-focused national defense.

“Presidential Orange”

I thought I knew a bunch of random cars, but this is one that was totally off my radar. A LaDawri Sebring in... Presidential Orange.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

This is the correct take. Cadillac is a ship without a rudder and it’s boneheaded moves need to be chastised with vitriol. The smarter move would have been to make an even more bat-shit crazy version, V+ or something, with a hybrid AWD system.

Too late. Canada’s biggest feral pig came into the US decades ago and is currently the junior Senator from Texas. 

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

^ this. This the term “gig economy” and not “self-employment”.