Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.

This was great Kevin, thanks for doing it.

Grindr but not Tinder seems dumb at best and homophobic at worst. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

Upvoted for relevant XKCD

But will it be completed on schedule?

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

No... it’s not.

Sloppy seconded.

The only reason these coaches are fighting is because of how vague and sloppy this rule is.

The mustachioed gentlemen to Wesley Snipes’ right was wrongfully ignored by the 1989 Academy Awards’ Best Supporting Actor category.

Good thing this didn’t happen to Nissan. They’d have to recall 100% of the Titans they sold this year.