I was at this game on my birthday in ‘09. Check out Ich’s devastating Triple-X move right before he crosses home plate.

I thought he’d be on a never ending search for larger and larger hats.

Just another example of a successful black man getting hassled by the police for no reason.

If he were black, he’d have been shot dead where he slept.

Having heard the Jags were going to move to London, Robinson was taking initiative in trying to drive across the pond.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Yes, similarly, I played D-III basketball and we played a HS prep school where I guarded a guy who got drafted into the NBA a few months later and hit a contested 3 pointer with the foul for a 4 point play (as the Center, before the term ‘stretch 5' had been thought up, so this was a bit remarkable).

Can I just say that I was unaware that there even WAS a Mario & Luigi RPG series. Is it a continuation of Mario RPG from SquareSoft?

Especially with the Rams back in LA

I mean, the moon was called “Luna” for a long time before it was called the moon, so it kinda does have a name (also, the Greeks called it “Selene” even before that).

winner receives the “Kiko Alonso Blowjob Memorial Trophy”

The problem with California being number 1 is that the state would probably eat itself in a Northern California/Southern California bloodfeud.

“I’m originally from Niagara Falls and grew up a Mets fan. Should I just go back to rooting for the Mets, which would also give me a chance to actively root against the Braves, or should I pick a new team?”

You’re like 90% Canadian by birth. Just root for the Blue Jays.

How is the answer to this question not directly related to another question from this very mailbag. Sell booze on Sundays in MN. Use whatever tax revenue is generated just from Sunday booze sales to fund the stadium. Everybody wins (except for the liquor stores in WI that LIVE off that sweet Sunday MN money)

As someone from a state flooded with California transplants the thought of them defeating anyone in a war is laughable.

The thing that concerns me most is that much of the fanbase for these guys is made up of kids, and currently it doesn’t appear to be illegal for kids to gamble on this CSGO Lotto.

Durant did take a better job. There’s nothing wrong with that at all. Just like LeBron took a better job with Miami 6 years ago. But at least Durant didn’t put on an hour’s special broadcast to announce his decision in prime time.

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

Kevin Durant is the kind of guy who turns up all the sliders in NBA 2k