Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

Wow, I wonder if Ian Eagle if avtually knows a lot about super Mario or if they gave him some notes before hand to get a idea what he was trying to do.

Just down some hot dogs while your printer is going and call it social eating.

I think you are reading it wrong. The example is something that you can NOT stream. They allow 3D printing but it should not be the focus or the point of the stream. Doesn’t seem vague or contradictory to me.

Even that looked fake.

Lol, 'that fan' video is timeless. It's real to me, dammit!

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

As the prophecy has foretold, we finally have the Brook Lopez/Jeremy Lin combo AKA the Brook-Lin Pick and Roll combo in Brooklyn. This is a great day for everybody

We’re around. We just have very little to discuss.

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met a Nets fan. They are the unicorns of the sports fandom world

Pictured: The one concrete statement about all of this.

I think that it might be a backroom shady and intentional decision involving large amounts of money would add an incredible sense of realism to any game with FIFA proudly stamped on it.

It may seem like a waste of money now, but wait till you see the size of the eighth graders they’ve gotten to commit.

Maybe the bag that killed him, WAS the good bag, and stopped this asshole from killing someone.

I honestly have no idea how old they are, but I feel like if you left Cowherd out in a sand storm for a day, he’d look like Bayless when it walked out of it.

I’ve always wondered how much of ESPN’s ratings, especially during the daytime, is due to bars, restaurants, other businesses with lobby TV’s being tuned to ESPN all day every day.

Have you guys asked Fox for a paycheck? You already put more work into their new ESPN reject hot take society lineup than they possibly could have. Add the little All Takes Matter graphic up top, very professional. Maybe they could switch Cowherd and Bayless every couple of weeks and see if anyone notices

If a take falls in a vacuum, is it really hot?

They put young Bayless and fat Stephen A together, did they really think it would work?