I’ll admit to being biased but I’m kind of amazed the Niners aren’t on here. They go from a Super Bowl contender to 5-11 in two seasons. They have a head coach for a single year (who was a janitor before then [also said head coach cost them a top five draft slot by winning a meaningless week 17 game, that both teams…

Is nobody seriously going to acknowledge the guy wearing the DARIUS MILES jersey in the picture? That’s the lead on this story. Cmon.

they didn’t have to tank, Stern had that pick etched in stone beginning around the turn of the century

He didn’t use an hour long TV special to tell us this? DISAPPOINTED

Samer, I think you missed the subtext in LeBron’s quote:

I’ve got no plans to go nowhere.

Yeah, sources close to LeBron claim he’s going to opt out for sure, and sign a new deal with another one year opt-out (for the record, I’m hearing* that Durant will do the same thing since there’s another big jump in the cap next offseason).

I don’t think for a second he will leave, but this isn’t the same thing as saying “I’m definitely staying”

LeBron would leave Cleveland for Chicago if the Bulls offer to cover up his receding hairline.

He used a double negative. That means he has plans to go somewhere, dummy. This stuff is always intentional with LeBron!

Then it's... ROGER TIME!!!

Yeah, but I bet he scared the shit out of everyone when, after winning the Championship, he said he was going to Disney World.

I say I’m never going to drink again and I’m never going to smoke again on a daily basis. Doesn’t make them true though.

Florio telling someone they need a life is the definition of irony.

Woah, false humility?!?! That’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% reason to remember JJ Watt’s name humility to you, Florio. Get your facts straight.

Still, it was solid advice.

That’s still Aaron Rodgers’ title.

About 10 years ago, when i was 14, I emailed Florio asking about a rumor I heard about my team (the Bills) on PFT. Of course, I was young and unsure of how the world worked, but I was innocent enough and thought maybe I could get some INSIDE insight. I asked Florio what the chances were that his reported trade-rumor…

On one hand, it’s Florio. On the other hand, he’s not wrong. Watt is an insufferable twat. Is there any way this can be settled with a duel?

lmao how is JJ Watt gonna take that shirt off