Plot Twist: Before he was ushered off the field, the Idiot managed to score two goals against the US defense.

I also think of the 90's when I hear the phrase “ten years ago”, so my own perceptions are off pretty badly.

I would have to say what defines you as a 90's kid or any decade is what you remember. I was born in 88 and I would consider myself a 90's kid because well I remember a lot of things from the 90's (and my childhood was the 90's). My memory of the 90's goes back to 94, when I was 6. I recall the cartoon shows, playing…

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Yeah you can hang it up right next to your 12th man jersey.

As a journalist, you protect your sources at all costs.

Well now we know what the plot for Now You See Me 3 is.

Fun article, wish we had more stuff like this on Kotaku and less cosplay nonsense.

Yes, but hacking isn’t as classy as these two.

Is a (great) joke based on 5th-grade American history really too smart for Deadspin? Eeesh...

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Because the series lasted longer than one game.

He’ll play a crucial role for the Celtics in the Finals next year against OKC’s Last Stand.

Love 3:16 says, “Someone else on this team just whupped your ass.”

He’s straight though. Just likes glory holes for “journalistic reasons.” Totally straight guy.

In his dreams, he's Riley Reid.

Meanwhile Tom Ley fantasizes about holding two thick black cocks in his hands and having them explode on his face.

Stunning