I fucking lost it at this block. I was falling back like an And 1 mixtape entourage.

He looked like video game AI where it gets an inhuman boost to “catch up” and make the proper play.

Right? I’m like, 350? These bloggers are feeling themselves a bit too much.

Wait, now USC is northwest of UCLA? Is this one of those penalties held over from the Reggie Bush years?

“As long as my pink-eye proof bio-hazard broadcast suite is ready, I’m good to go”

Well, I hear GoFundMe works miracles.

do people really give a fuck about the olympics anymore? i cant’ imagine it

Just in case anyone thinks Brazil isn't a third world country anymore they have this.

More like Rio Needs Dinero, AMIRITE?

So like Gawker after the Hogan lawsuit.

True story: freshman year of college, me (from suburban NY ) and a kid from Boston got in an argument with a kid from Mississippi about where Mississippi was. So we ask drew a map, and me and the Boston kid drew the same (incorrect) map, compared, and congratulated ourselves. Fucking Mississippi public schools, can’t…

Brevity on the bottom line

How many stars are you guys allowed to give yourselves? Lmao it always cracks me up when yall star yourselves.

How can we steal a school we’ve owned for the past 10+ years?

I hear the Sonic franchise has excellent Coney Island hotdogs

To be fair: no one cares about Washington.

You’re sure as shit I would ask my partner before I tweeted ABOUT HIS JOB. It’s not like she said something controversial completely unrelated to Steph or the NBA, which would be fine. She’s also a TV personality now and should probably keep that in mind if she wants to maintain her own brand.

Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

There is also no "instant" test for HIV. And like it or not, being gay is a risk factor for HIV. There have been many studies done about the prevalence of people lying about having had male-male sex and/or how often they really use condoms.

Yes. And I'm answering this seriously even though it was rhetorical. (I know this stuff intimately, so to speak. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant 4 and a half years ago and I have degrees in medical ethics.) On the receiving side of the transplant, when you go through the consent process, there is a "socially high…