That poor 840. :(

Well played, sir.

Yeah, but that's a cat(bus) not a human. And cats have eyes roughly parallel with their nose, and very close to their mouth.

Except that, in the early 50s, cars did wear out. Very quickly. Manufacturing technology has advanced by light years in the last 30 years.

You went to Lake Highland? Yuppie... :p

Bumper height laws don't apply to tractors - which don't even have bumpers.

Don't you just hate it when major accidents are accused?

All the state troopers I know personally are minorities, predominantly Hispanic (and predominantly Puerto Rican at that) and pretty good guys, at least til they put on their brown pants and Stetson hat and switch into "cop mode"

Somebody with a star, promote this guy's comment.

What the hell is a Mercury Probe?

He comes off as a pretentious dope when he uses it. In fact, the whole article comes across like it was written by an overzealous freshman comp student trying to impress his professor.

It's illegal just about everywhere to use crocodile. Alligator, however, is perfectly fine, but I'm not convinced that's anything other than just plain old cow run through a texture roller.

Yeah, there are quite a few 500s tooling around the Orlando area as well... in fact, there are three out in the parking lot right now.

Highway != Interstate

No, they don't. Every single Crown Vic (and Grand Marquis and Town Car) made since 1992 has a 4.6L engine. And the "improved suspension" is slightly stiffer springs, slightly bigger swaybars, and slightly revalved shocks.

Probably this one.

Considering the average house in the US has 100A electrical service, it's really not that big a stretch. You have to make a standard for the 95%, not the 1% who will buy $125K Teslas. Also, I realize you're going to be having an electrician install an outlet in the garage for the quick charger, but the whole point of…

Also, when you launch from the east coast of the Americas, you have a couple thousand miles of completely barren wiggle room, also known as THE FREAKING OCEAN.

I thought this was supposed to be about the car, not about the history of rallying.

That's pretty unfortunate... but where I live (also in the sticks) I only caught them in syndication. At least, that's what I remember.