This is fucking stupid.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

Amy was The Worst and I am still not over Laurie marrying her.

Completely. Like, “you’re dead to me” level of unforgivable. Like, “I see you at family gatherings and I look right through you and don’t even acknowledge that you exist” unforgivable.

Does everyone think Amy is utterly unforgivable for burning Jo’s book, or does she just seem that way to me because I’m a big sister and have written book manuscripts?

Bish, wut???????

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

Never Forget: Hildi’s upside down room...

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

I do not understand why someone would force themselves to listen\watch someone they find dreadful. If you don’t mind me asking, why are you here? It’s very clear what the post is about. Assuming you’re not being held against your will, what’s it like being a masochist? I would assume it also be dreadful, or do you…

Off topic, but how amazing is this green dress?

I’m having a hard time figuring out the point of doing a beauty blog like this without a decent camera and good and consistent lighting. The difference between makeup products is often really subtle, so a bunch of grainy, low-light, webcam-looking videos of those products is really pretty fucking useless for…

Irish person here. Nancy Mulligan and Galway Girl are poor facsimiles of an actual trad song. I see what he’s going for but honestly it grosses me out in a way. However, his parents (or grandparents?) are Irish and he does seem to have a genuine love, or grá shall we say, for the country so I can understand he did it…

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

I don't frequent Deadspin much, I'm a Jalopnik goof through and through, but Drew, you are fucking awesome. This is just well written from the gut and heart as anyone can ask for.