For a website that regularly spotlights cosplaying women it seems a little weird to basically demean them as “fluff”. I’m sure the hundreds of hours they spent on their costumes and makeup didn’t seem like “fluff” to them.

There’s a very contrarian bent when it comes to Star Wars in certain places, especially here.

Star Wars films can never be accused of being great art, but they shouldn’t be boring. TLJ was dull as hell.

Hell, The Last Jedi was one of the best things to happen to this series in decades and people are still arguing about how it was actually bad.

It is literally Trumps fault because he slapped a bunch of tariffs around the world and they retaliated by hitting Harley with tariffs. 

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

Yikes. So forget about all of those real life people you’re playing against. YOU need to win and no one else. They have that and it’s called single player mode.

So its OK to stomp people, but when you get stomped...nope nope nope.  The last five games may be a bit TOO stark though.  Thats really not enough games to establish a pattern that you are good or not.

I agree: the tone of this post is just off-putting. “Sometimes I don’t like dealing with the challenges in life that come with being a ninth grader, so I like blowing off steam by bullying some seventh graders.”

It sucks that every match is hard. What sucks more Is being below average and getting stomped all day. Im for SBMM.  

Buy a used V-Rod.

Do they scale those up to 1.8 liters?  Or are we playing the “if my Civic had 4x the displacement it would be a sweet engine” game?

Why would you buy a Lincoln Continental when you could buy an M3?

For $17999 I think I’ll go with the other black and orange brand with the vtwin. KTM.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

I wish I could give you more stars. 

Joule thief!

As a non-motorcyclist, you don’t want this. 

True; crashing and dying (or worse, “surviving” in a persistent vegetative state) is a nightmare.

7 total. 5 since 2001 (since they paved it).

It’s like the say-- it’s better to burn out, than fade away!