Finally? I never realised it was announced that there was going to be a female Jack Bauer. all praise the mighty ovaries I suppose. :/

• How's Xbox One ownership been for you, so far?

Whoa! Was that Kal Penn?! He looks like my uncle Sanjay now. (Hint: Sanjay eats too much and forgets to shave).

I gave up[ when it started costing me money on my mobile. I reckon 3 hours of arguing with customer support was beyond my threshold. Kudos for forcing them to cave.

I wish I bought it for the Xbone instead of the PS4. Sony gave me the runaround and EA said it's in Sony's hands.

I think I'm done for good this time. I've lost way too much money at this point to reconsider. Generally, I don't dump on companies to be some internet hipster so when I'm angry enough to proclaim a boycott, it almost always sticks. I haven't purchased a PC version of an Ubisoft game since Prince of Persia: The Sands…

Valve was first; they've had a decade to hammer out many of the issues that still plague Origin. Why would anyone want to fragment their existing game libraries to install yet another piece of needless bloatware in order to placate publishers that don't have their customers' best interests in mind?

Sorry, I prefer beta tests to occur BEFORE the game is launched and not having to pay to participate in them.

The primary (within a sea of many) problem with motion controls is poor execution.

It won't save them.

Yay! A sexed-up Samus Aran! I would have preferred the real version of her (see: in armour, not the 'everything but nipples and labia' body-paint). Stay classy.

They should have given him Oberyn's ability. Jaqen H'Ghar's an unstoppable killing machine! >:D

Wow! I had to look up the rest of this band's work. That guy's voice is silky smooth (now on repeat on my playlist).

They still left in that terrible baby-naming part. I like that Jar-Jar was all but removed, there was no sight of Jake Lloyd's kid-Anakin and the whole "Trade Federation" politics were completely nixed.

As a polyglot with a few languages under her belt, I can safely say: English is the new Latin (before it became a dead language) and that if you want to succeed, learn it. I did. I'm still navigating the choppy waters of Americanese but I'm confident enough in my grasp of the language to be able to say that English is…

Seriously, Kotaku (and the other Social Justice Warrior sites) need to just stop. Of all the violence against children, horrific torture and castrations, THIS is what's being nitpicked to death?!

Amen, sister!

I'm sorry, I didn't realise we had a Nintendo software engineer that worked on this product in our comments section.

Racially-focused products? Good luck with that.

That seems like bullying-by-media to me. Basically, Nintendo is saying that they're porting an existing game and that to placate the LGBTAXYZ community, they'd have to invest more into the code of the game.