When I was in my friend's wedding, the salon where we all got our hair done the day of had a spread of coffee cake and other goodies waiting for us (because we were giving them so much business).

On another food/diety note - this bullshit about brides not eating the morning of your wedding...but still having mimosas while having your hair done? WORST IDEA. I've seen brides full on pass out. And you're not going to gain weight by having breakfast. For the love of God, shove a croissant and a banana down your…

Some people have to pay for friends.

I called SAE assholes here once, and some burner replied to me, apparently mad that I'd had the nerve to call his "brothers" assholes, and not at all mad that they were assholes. I ignored because I don't have time in my life for that bullshit, and a full month later he responded to me again on the same thread like…

Those first two paragraphs are so Florida it hurts

At a wedding, my now-fiancee gave me surprise quiche without telling me what it was (it was visually unrecognizable, for some reason). She was convinced I didn't actually hate it, I just thought I did. Ten seconds later, I spit it out into the trash can and said "what the hell WAS that" and now she damn well knows how…

Go eat your French fry sandwich.

I think I get it. Maybe I should have said: My problem is that they use the Catholic kid's religion to mock them. Instead of saying that my problem is that they mock them because of their religion. I agree that nothing says that this may be religiously motivated (though I'm not sure of the details so I am not sure it…

Hi, I'm a member of the population most looked down upon for our religious beliefs: atheists.

As a Catholic I feel compelled to say : Well played girls. That is some quality trolling right there.

Am I the only one (besides Natasha) who finds this super funny? Yeah, it's disrespectful but kids are disrespectful little shits. They'll grow out of it. It's not like they were mocking a marginalized group, Christians have IMMENSE amounts of privilege in america. A little bit of joking is not going to do any damage.

Remember: freedom of expression is a sacred right...until a religious conservative gets butthurt and offended. Then it is the devil.

Uhm .... I hate to be "that guy", but I'm pretty sure you are making reference to the very popular breakfast milk soups ........ such as milk & grain or milk & grain with marshmallows

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

So…basically, she's going for Prince Ron?

Anybody else think Harry's a little "frat boy" for Emma?

She can do better.

the scamp prince + hermione granger story is my FAVORITE piece of gossip that has ever been gossiped.

Everybody poops; why freak out over the equipment of the person pooping in the stall next to you? It's an excellent example of how, under the right's veneer of tough-minded, steely-eyed realism is pure terrified chickenshittery.

He also segregates post-mastectomy women. In case, you know, it's contagious. OT, I know, but crap. That is where Jack and her girlfriend were invited to have "this delicate conversation". More crap.