Yes, but weird in the best way.

Nope. Happened to my grandmother’s dog, too. People can be cruel.

Notice I claimed amnesia up there... So, we’re all covered.

Sure. But, when you’re really broke and constantly anxious about how you’re going to pay the bills, rent, etc., sometimes you take things you’d never in a million years think you’d tolerate.

I hear ya. I once had the owner of the restaurant I worked at chase a customer down (the owner was an 80 year old man) and demand to know why he didn’t tip me. They didn’t have a good reason and he told them never to come back because he didn’t want people like them in his restaurant. He was old school. Pay for what…

Not if you want to keep your job in a lot of places. I’ve had shit thrown at me at different jobs and calling the cops and reporting it was NOT an option at all of them. Sure, you could call and report it, but you’re not covering your shift while you’re dealing with the cops. You are viewed as the person backing…

Holy shit! So, this looks like it was deliberately designed for the specific purpose of stiffing servers in the name of God. And people take offense when servers complain about the Sunday after church crowd? (Been there... they are the worst. Hands down.)

This is why I laugh at people when they treat customer service people badly and act like children. I’ve been there and not been able to say anything about these dickwads who think servers are there for their entertainment. So, when I see it, I just laugh and smirk and make eye contact and let them know for certain…

There is a part of me that will never really be okay with the fact that humans cannot survive eating a burger every day. They’re really the best and I hate that I can’t eat them often. I’ve even once said that if I ever decide to say screw it and end it all, my chosen method will be an all burger diet. But, then I’d…

That’s what I was thinking. I’m sure they’ll now develop a healthy relationship with the parent that allowed them to be locked up because he wasn’t getting his way. I’m sure they’re going to adore him when they get out.

Republican debates are the best. “Cause I’m told theirs is the party of inclusion” (He’ll always be Charlie to me)

I forgot about that. That was pretty great!

That is what primaries are for! The primaries are where you vote for the candidate that you actually think will do a good job. The general election is where you vote for whatever corporate sponsored hack you think will do the least damage.

I grew up in a family where everyone thought any meat cooked less than well done would straight up kill you. Every steak I had before the age of 17 was well done. As a child, I honestly don’t know if my parents would have allowed me to order a steak less than well done. Once I finally tried a medium rare steak, I…

I feel like dogs are toddlers who never stop being toddlers. People like toddlers, they’re cute and they do adorable things as they learn. But they also shit and droll all over the place and break your stuff and you have to watch them 24/7 or they may die. The thing that gets parents through the tough parts of the…

Yes! I used to have this customer everyone called “Hot Soup” (clever, right?). She was probably in her late 80’s. She’d always come in with her really kind, devoted husband who was in better health, so he looked younger, but I think he was actually older. She’d insist on HOT SOUP! The first time I waited on her, I…

Lol. She gets the gold for being both slightly inappropriate and sweet at the same time! (I’m not being sarcastic, that really did make me smile).

Everyone occasionally does this. Usually, I just eat it. I’ve tried some really great things I wouldn’t have ordered because I accidentally ordered the wrong thing. It’s just food. Give it a try. If you don’t like it, then lesson learned. Be more careful ordering next time. Also, it’s not like you can’t order…

Wait, maybe they’re on to something. Didn’t God declare shellfish unclean and ban it outright? That sounds like a good description of McDonald’s food. (I learned that from all of the homophobes/lobsterphobes who protest outside of Red Lobster because they believe in the literal word of God)

The cast excites me. Particularly Kieran Culkin and Ellen Burstyn.