I don't remember The Fountainhead well enough, so I'll have to pass on that one …

They're all either heroic producers with no vices or villainous moochers with no virtues. What character has any depth?

I've read both, and while the ideas in those books helped to shape my political philosophy, the writing itself is terrible. A thousand pages of one-dimensional characters exchanging stilted, inauthentic dialogue.

How did comedy escape this discussion? I don't care what music you listen to, but if you think Two and a Half Men, Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Dunham is hilarious, I will be disappointed in you.