These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

Well the whole thing is way better. At first you assume he called all Dominicans stupid but you just find out he thinks the whole DR has a poor education system. Which is while an asshole thing to say is pretty true.

Cowherd’s full rant doesn’t really make him sound any better but it does make Deadspin look a little worse. You could have run the whole clip, still called him a “sourdough fuckboy,” still accused him of sounding like a racist (and been correct). I don’t understand why you cut where you did.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

“What sense any of this makes is beyond us, but listen for yourself:”

Are you Dominican, by any chance?..

On that waiting list for season tickets: I once decided to join it, just as a lark, figuring in the 10-20 years they claim people stay on the waiting list that I might want those tickets for some reason. I had a ticket rep calling me less than two weeks later asking where I wanted seats. I passed.

My friend went to high school with Snyder’s daughter and at a silent auction to raise money for the school Danny Boy donated an autographed picture of himself.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

Doesn’t the hyphen mean “until”?

The umps typically get a load of shit around these parts for their collective bad behavior and instigating (almost all of it totally deserved), but that ump handled the entire situation perfectly.

For a guy named Fernandez, chirping is a relatively painless interaction with Arizona.

What kind of an asshole has those seats at the ballpark and spends his time watching the game on his phone while he takes a video? So he can say timeless things like “that was a cut and a half?"

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

I think thats a low blow to Albuquerque.

Man, I wish at least one (or three) of the emails referenced this. That would be some good information that I am definitely learning for the first time in the comments.

Jacksonville is Albuquerque with a beach.

We all know that there are no real Jags fans and you made those emails up, Drew.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"