You’d think Saint Louis would embrace a gritty under-performing team, just like they embrace all the gritty backup infielders they give standing ovations for.

It’s the charity paying the salary of Pete Kozma and his wRC+ of 3.

This happened during the pre-game, I can only imagine he shit over the railing during the 7th inning stretch.

Can’t blame him for wanting to keep his hands warm, it’s clearly cold in there as evidenced by the ref wearing a beanie.

The Nationals stuck this picture in Storen’s locker to let him know about the trade.

I guess John Wall has a bit of Dominican ancestry, huh?

“Fuck.”

Whenever someone spells ‘you’ and ‘your/you’re’ as ‘u’ and ‘ur’, I imagine them getting red in the face and spitting everywhere as they yell out what they’re typing.

No one is better than Tonya Harding’s daughter when the “break your legs” part comes on.

“As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!”

Ron Gant

This new Marvel movie looks like it’ll be a shocker for sure.

The woman in the back imitating the dance at 51 seconds is fantastic.

Quite the resemblance here.

#FSUTwitter still disgustingly thinks their players have done nothing wrong.

The only way to settle this is a Cuban vs. Ballmer cage match.

If only someone had posted some advice about how to shoot fireworks off safely.

It’s not your fault that she left you.

“Drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd”