Agreed. It’s just a stupid name for it.  They don’t call a book advance an Idea Bonus. 

Jesus Christ I can hear the Sam Adams in that comment.

What’s the mattah, guy? Your icehouse sink inta Winnipesaukee this wintah or sumthin’?

Ads running on the televised and broadcast game’s late innings, and revenue from concession stands, if you must know.

Maybe at the end of the season they can have a big dinner where every team gets a trophy and they serve cupcakes that look like baseballs....

Just to note, Mike actually has little involvement in the production of Mike Tyson Mysteries. Literally all he does is come in and read his lines.

I love when the veterans take an interest in the young guys. Plus I’m looking forward to Lamar Jackson establishing himself as starter in the NFL and 10 years from now having the comfort to grow a really kick ass porn mustache 

Ya know, after spending way too much time on this,
I said ‘Fuck it-no one will look at it anyway.’

I welcome the inevitable review and adjustment to various rules that kinda made sense before VAR but definitely don’t anymore.

In a universe of infinite expanse, these two situations truly are one and the same to an apathetic god.

Somewhere Dwayne Haskins is smiling nervously and saying to his agent, “That won’t happen to me, right?” And when his question is met with stony silence, his leg starts twitching uncontrollably and he shouts, “Right?” Silence.

Istalled update. Have now spent the last hour trying to get the computer to find the boot drive. Not happy.

I stopped watching NASCAR when my depression was successfully treated.

I don’t know anything about any of this, but i was reading in rapt attention.

Get fucked.

It’d be really interesting to see what an actual free market looked like if consumers had access to all relevant information. 

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

It was me. I took the Watson laptop and the jewelry. I will return it for no less than 10 chick Fil a sandwiches and a fifth of really nice whisky, like Jim beam black.