More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle…

They’ve got an entire office building filled with qualified people working on how best to absolutely fuck this up. They’ve spared no expense.

Right...Okay, but how is it that Mack’s contract last year set the stage for all of these holdouts and player flexes and I don’t see anything about that in the article? 

sir this is a wendy’s

It’s a good spot for Stroman. If anyone will ugnore his history of injuries and still sign him to a long term deal, it’s the Mets.

I want him to sign with the Knicks just so I can get a picture of him in the jersey, so I can then tweet it to Melo, on the .00001% chance it makes him cry.

Egg on his FACE? No wonder he didn’t succeed.

I was insufferably preachy at his age, as were my colleagues. We grow out of it or we eventually turn into Bill Maher.

That child gets to file for emancipation from her parents, right? That’s where this ultimately leads?

Kudos to the Brit; This is the first time in history a Sun has failed to burn a Scott.

Man only thing your mom had to do was swallow. We were so close man

There’s a charity I donated to directly, one time, about four years ago.  Every other month since then I receive a multi-page plea for more money.  Several times a year there’s like two dollars worth of quarters I’m supposed to send back along with more money.  They’ve long since wasted all the money I gave them on…

The postal service, envelope manufacturers, and non profits form some sort of Paper Triangle where none of them can support themselves but they just sort of lean on one another to form a rainforest busting tripod.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

I mean, I take your point Chris but I think the Spurs have to have higher hopes for Duncan than merely being “better than everyone in the Wizards organization combined”..

Just popping in to remind everyone that executive salaries are part of the expenses, which is to say that ANY company that closes out the year in the black is doing fine and the rich folks are doing grand. To anybody who points to the “just” $700k in profits as an example of all the SACRIFICES the oligarchy is making:…

It’s already been mentioned but I feel the need to reiterate. The fact that we are calling the objective labeling of racism “politics” these days seems like the much bigger story here.

Probably not…

I’m beginning to think Andy Kaufman lived and James Dolan is his greatest character yet.