Four points:

I’m pretty annoyed at how the whole anti-Sanders narrative has played out. It readily buys into right wing/centrist ideas when it tries to conflate Sanders and Warren as being almost identical. As you point out, they are not, and not in some trivial way.

Thank you for this comment. Foreign policy is no small thing, and it’s frustrating how little it registers in the average Dem voter (or media) calculus.

Domestically, Sanders and Warren are examples of more or less parallel evolution — while both currently espouse a European-style social democratic welfare state, they’ve come to that point from very different starting locations.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

Really though, good for you posting on Deadspin well into your eighties. 

Eric Thames showing off a level of agility and grace normally seen from a beer league softball pitcher with double knee braces.

Have your calculations factored in discounts for the fines and suspensions when he punches teammates?

If the offer sheet system were present in MLB and there was that little activity with it, the internet would collapse under the weight of the collusion takes. But everyone just takes for granted that this is the way it is in hockey.

The problem is that Uber is sort of pissing in the wind in terms of economic efficiency.

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

“No. No! NO NO NO! *We* broke up with him!!!!”

This is an impossible question. They supposedly made a huge whiff with the PG/Oladipo trade, but then Oladipo turned into a quasi-MVP and kept them marginally competitive in the East. Then Oladipo got hurt, and yet they still played marginally competitive in the East. Perhaps there’s something to be read into today’s…

We’ve been the Empire since 1607. We’re just all finally realizing it.

The best part is that you don’t have to go to the polls to vote for here. You can just send your familiar and a sprig of sage.

People laugh, but she was brave enough to marry a mortal even though her mother is dead set against it.

Wait until you hear about how...literally every organization...does their accounting.

I have no problem with this. They aren’t hiding the money or putting it on the books for 2050. It’s not like they got someone’s dad a 5-million a year job with their sponsor or parent company. Both teams’ spending over two years will be the same, so it is following the spirit of financial fair play. It reminds me of…

Matt Nagy is watching this over and over right now.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports