Shame it wasn’t 40 years ago.

They’ve started losing viewers faster than the cable average. It got a good bit worse after Crown Jewel and sped up more recently.

How much of this drop in viewership in line with the drop across the basic cable spectrum? If ESPN is hemorrhaging cash in the face of the ongoing cordcutting revolution then I would think it stands to reason WWE wouldn’t be terribly far behind.

If the answer to this headline’s question is anything other than “a beeramid” I am going to cry journalistic malpractice.

I get the feeling that Keim is already writing secret notes to Tua Tagovailoa.

It’s like “Ozymandias” but if you came across an abandoned Shake Shack.

Eugene McCarthy said that to be a football coach, you have to be smart enough to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it’s important.

Jesus. His sentences keep weaving and veering so badly the Grammar Police gave him a Breathalyzer.

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?

The Vikings can install Badet into their offense and rinse away the bad experiences of last season. The Jets didn’t offer enough paper and will have to regroup in Flushing.

Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

Kanter looked like he was going to die or start weeping or start weeping while he died. It’s sort of amazing he’s gone from a defense-free punchline to a fucking unkillable gritlord in the span of two months. 

To be honest, gaslighting morons in Florida isn’t even that hard.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

I’m having a hard time feeling badly for the 9 people who care about this.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

One of the (not the only) ways to look at the reason separate some men’s and women’s sports exist is that there are 2 statistically different populations out there, and that lumping them together would be inherently unfair (or uninteresting, if you prefer) to one population.

if you really wanted to juice the SEO, “scissoring beauty” would’ve been better

Odd. You’d think they’d only consider a lawsuit if he spent too much time actually in the building.

Repeal Taft-Hartley, abolish right to work, require workers unions.