So bat flipping effectively as a tantrum for not getting a hit: OK.

Lou Williams: I promise, we tried.

If you listen carefully the sound of Ned Yost grinding his teeth into powder floats magically on the wind...

I would definitely start watching talking about sport shows if Beverly and Williams were the hosts.  

I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong…

Pop is a dick to those who deserve it, and practices and preaches empathy otherwise. Belichick is self serving, cutthroat, and supports Trump 

This sounds more plausible than the current belief that Jones will be their new franchise quarterback.

At least that TE is big enough to fight Godzilla. Should make him hard to tackle.

“Real swag is no swag” is not only racially coded, but anti-labor code for “We literally want to have no personality as a franchise, and we would automate the shit out of these guys if we had the capacity, and you’d still watch it, you mouth-breathing dullards.”

“Hey, we won two Soupys with a QB who looks like he eats paste, why don’t we try that again?”

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

They are going to claim that the video was illegally obtained (and may have a case for it given that there is some evidence that the cops may have lied on the affidavit for the sneak and peak warrant) - and if so the video evidence would not be usable at trial - and without that they pretty much don’t have a case.

Mounting TV’s is fun and easy, if every TV that I own isn’t on a telescoping, rotating arm it’s dead to me.

The best way to change up the first round of the playoffs would be to let the top seed choose their opponent. Then the No. 2 seed chooses next (assuming the top seed doesn’t choose the No. 2 seed, in which case the No. 3 seed would get next choice), etc. You’d get all kinds of fun “they don’t respect us!” takes, plus…

No matter what happens, the video will never be as good as I FEEL it must be, for the effort Kraft is putting in to suppress it.
Scene: Robert Kraft wearing a XXL Big Dog t-shirt and sweat pants stands on top of a massage table. A female enters the room, pulls down Mr. Kraft’s pants and spends several long minutes…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Kraftse. 

I’m not sure that a whopping $2000 fine is going to deter these assholes from taking rich people shark fishing. They’ll just work it into the overhead next time.

USA Today followed up today and named the boat that Miller was on: Spellbound.

It’s easier to forgive the pomp and circumstance when you realize this is Russ’s fourth playoff game win since Durant left.