It’s easier to forgive the pomp and circumstance when you realize this is Russ’s fourth playoff game win since Durant left. 

This would require Billy to have even a rudimentary knowledge of American soccer.

Davis is what Gruden would look like if you put Gruden in a microwave for 3 minutes and 23 seconds

Davis looks like he is related to himself on a few of those branches. 

Great. The answer is great. 

I get it. Why just *tell* him he’s not good enough to pitch to the best hitters in the league, when you can let him demonstrate it himself? That’s coaching The Right Way(TM)

I’m sorry Albert and Drew but those are the rules

I do

You may now resume your rejoicing, because we know that’s exactly who you are.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

shoved a finger in their eye up to the second knuckle

I truly feel sorry for Cousins. Wish it hadn’t happened to him. I don’t think it’s cool to cheer for injuries, and I don’t. I just want, say, Steph to tweak his ankle a tiny bit and have to sit out a game or two. That’s not cheering for an injury, right? Not really. I’d like Durant to jam his thumb really badly and…

People that don’t like golf probably played once and sucked so bad that their friends never asked them to play again.

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

You got it up five minutes before tip off! Well done you!

I only dribble cautiously at home because the missus keeps a close eye on it. At work, I dribble all over the place 

Rupert Murdoch is an instigator of terror and a master of propaganda. He needs to be destroyed.

I’m (supposedly) a Penguins and Canes fan due to various geographic factors, and I usually start paying attention about a month before the end of the season to see if they’ll make the playoffs (not watching games yet, mind you, I don’t have time for that).

ballsy weirdos, reclamation projects, and angular late-draft mutants