The impetus for this isn’t whiny pissbaby Sean Payton and the whiny pissbaby New Orleans fans, it’s the $2billion wagered last year during football season on daily fantasy sites. You know who gets REAL fucking upset about blown calls? Someone with money on the line.

It’s actually impressive to be this willfully obtuse. Nice job.

Lot more skill required to strike out a major league hitter than to raid your employees’ pension fund and do a bunch of stock buybacks so your buddies can take home a seven-figure bonus next quarter.

Yessir, it’s gonna be totally worth it when these owners kill off free agency and impose a salary cap and get 67% of revenue and then have to sell their team for $7.50 because the TV market shifted under their feet and they were too busy winning fighting old battles to realize how stupidly they were treating their…

The sad thing is, without the extremely wealthy keeping us laboring at building their fortunes, the amount of work we, the average human being, would actually need to do to build and maintain our world is practically trivial. That is how far our technological capabilities have come. The vast majority of the human race…

Most of us go to our much less pleasant jobs for much less money everyday and don’t complain about it because that’s what we have to do.

I think the most hilarious thing about this entire episode is how entirely avoidable it is. If you see something funny posted on twitter and you’re Barstool, just repost it with the twitter users handle or whatever somewhere in the post. Is your traffic going to grind to a halt because people all of a sudden think you…

Upon hearing this news, the NBA fined Anthony Davis $50,000. 

Oh, I’m reasonably confident Trout swim upstream.

...you’re playing directly into ESPN’s strategy. They want you mad about sports.

sir, this is an Arby’s

They’ll just rewrite their old Hillary posts with new names.

a third reason: they are a bigot and an imbecile (sorry, mom).

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Apologies.

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

“Move to another country if you don’t like being taken advantage of” is a pretty shitty argument when a much more rational and morally appropriate response would be “let’s stop letting a billion dollar organization take advantage of these kids.”

Sure, it’s possible that some NBA GMs would rate him lower for “quitting” on his team, but that would just mark them as incredible morons.

yeah. That’s the point of the birth plan. Making calm rational decisions about questions you’re going to be asked in a fit of panic and pain and emotion by bored nurses that have done this 15 times already today and just want it done with.

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