This happened/is happening in my hometown. There used to be a thriving downtown, and many of the (locally-owned) businesses shut down then Wal-Mart undercut the prices they were able to offer. Then, as soon as the competition was out of the way, they raised prices again. Now, they’re planning on tearing down the old…

Seriously. The worst part about all of this is that the collection is ugly as fuck (then again, it IS Jeremy Scott).

This was always going to happen right? The business model is: go into a remote area and sell milk and bread for cheaper than anyone else by 25%. Kill the competition. Once it’s dead, raise prices. Close up shop when the profits drop off.

Nice work, old timers. It’s a shame they were captured.

In case anyone is wondering, the UK population has seemingly been amused by the Hatton Garden Raids, rather than showing any sort of outrage. The majority of the outrage seems to come from the fact that safe deposit services like this don’t insure your deposits. It would make a pretty good movie!

I would also accept Patrick Stewart.

I bet his hearing aid makes him a master safecracker.

Well luckily my SIL is a nurse and was smart enough to consult a friend who is a top brain surgeon in her area to help convince them. Unfortunately, she was not delicate in her approach (which she couldn’t be because they were pretty much in denial of the gravity of the situation) so it did cause some damage to her…

Yes, because nobody wants an intelligent, sentient human being with the abilities to think for themselves and communicate using words and grip a football with their opposable thumbs as their Quarterback.

I will always remember....

No love for Dogma? :(

Die Hard, Robin Hood the Prince of Thieves and Harry Potter. That’s the correct order.

this is why end of life conversations are so important. My MIL didn’t go to mexico, but she had terminal cancer (uterus to lymph nodes to brain) and was given an estimated 3-6 months. Two and a half months in she couldn’t speak anymore and her doctor offered brain surgery as an option. She was very, very ill at this…

15. Vontaze Burfict

He’s only partway through putting on his tributary Bowie makeup.

Roger Goodell’s aim was a little high and to the right.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

In Massachusetts and other states, lottery winners can claim winnings anonymously through a trust. With something this large after taxes of around $400 million, you can easily invest in something that yields even 1.5% to 2.0% relatively risk free. And with tremendous discipline manage to somehow live off the $6 to $8…