“Man, Mike Dunleavy is argumentative and non-compliant, and I should know, I’m married to..”

Im ouraged that the guy wants Mark Jackson hired.

We live in a world where people are just dying to be outraged about something.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Don’t forget to LIE about teaching that kid out in public. After you teach him out in public. That was the best part!

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Wow the ACC really gets lucky when they self impose punishment, I’m still amazed that syracuse’s post season ban happened on a year when they wouldn’t have made the ACC tourney

Progress? Seems like Celtics fans would have no problem busing Crowder to a different team to help balance the racial makeup of the squad.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

Or the Chuck Klostermann piece about how Shaq’s tenure with the Celtics was secretly underrated so much that it may be trending toward overrated in an underrated sort of way.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

The Sinbad movie Shazam was way better anyway.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

He used his “second chance” to tear up a parking citation he didn’t like and throw it in a woman’s face. So he’s really on this “third chance.”

More likely the far more addictive and dangerous painkillers. You know, the “good” drugs rather than that evil weed.