And it deepens the strategy and fixes balance issues in the original. A lot of the cheese is out, and what once were obvious choices now become more-difficult-to-make choices.

I have a serious question though...

His picture and handle say it all.

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I started playing when I was 33. Now have a job teaching it to kids and having the time of my life.

Well played, sir. DMing people back into the story is a form of story-telling jujitsu.

Meh. It’s a badge of honor.

Yeah, more people need to confront their issues and reach out for help instead of act them out in front of a computer.

Oh, wait.

Not that different from Jim Carrey.

I know right? Judging from the slo-mo version of the solution, that was like 10 moves per second.

The “NASDAQ: ATVI” in parentheses tells you everything you need to know about who this press release is aimed at.

Loved this song as a kid. But I still have no idea what the song is about :)

Someone should make a Game Announcement Bingo Card!

Nor can we forget the “Troopers” (a la Cops) documentary:

I want to TOUCH it!

Getting a digital projector positioned to aim at a table is the way to go.

So wait — commenters on KOTAKU of all places are engaging in nerd bashing? Hypocrisy reigns.

Ha. I thought this article was going to contain “horror stories” that were examples of the EULA going too far. But no: just a bunch of whining and people shouting about their entitlement to be abusive to others.

And for chrissakes, this is a EULA, OF COURSE it’s going to be worded in a way to encompass many, many…

There’s no liability if there are no damages. He has already disavowed being that person. He has not lost earning capacity and his reputation has not lowered because of this student’s college assignment.

I actually have that 1995 book of “unuseless” inventions. It was pretty hilarious, actually. I thought, though, that it was satirical. I distinctly remember a hat one could wear over their head in the subway, with a curtain of fabric falling down with the name of your destination written on it so a stranger could wake…