I’m so excited about my lawyer’s Statement!!1!

Wade Lees: I didn’t beat up my teammate because of our asshole former coach, I beat him up because we’re both assholes ourselves. Stop with the lies.

This is the one part of the statement I actually believe Lees wrote himself.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

Truth! My hound has this jacket because greys actually need coats to go out when the temperature drops. She doesn’t have boots because it doesn’t snow down here in the south, but what they heyyy...maybe this year she will!

This is really great and timely.

I have no witty comment. I’m just a Cubs fan who has enjoyed the heck out of watching him play this season. We never have players like this.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

he’s my favorite Cub. It’s insane that he’s basically turned into a Super Utility, all-world defensive player and it still feels like he hasn’t scratched the surface of his 30 HR bat talent. His two game-winning hits aside, he probably got on base 5 more times than he should in that series just by legging out infield…

Javier Baez is the slickest player in the league. Sheffield’s bat with an outstanding glove in the middle infield. He can pretty much play every position aside from catcher or pitcher and even then he seems like he’d be game to try without hesitation. Unreal skill set (best tagger in the game!!!) and yet he was the…

I’ve gone from watching all day Sunday on Sunday Ticket to just watching my team, and only if they’re on broadcast TV. And even then, I only watch the second half most of the time. I’d guess that by next year I’ll be out altogether.

It couldn’t possibly be the NFL’s overexposure, creeping into almost every night of the week, could it? Noooooo, of course not.

Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.

I was hoping for snark. All I got was apathy. This was a Lame Post.

Burneko writing about things he knows a lot about is delightful. Burneko writing about things he knows nothing about is insufferable. I think this is true for most writers, but he really drives the point home.