Man, your posts are really shallow.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Pete Rose.

Fans like the Antlers and their elk are giving the game a bad name.

The 2033 survey was also very revealing when everyone answered the phone, "Ni hao."

I don't want to get all technical with you, but what you are describing is called a hoagie.

I have a really hard time taking anyone who uses the term "PC" unironically seriously.

Sure. Send them the examples you obviously know exist and have access to and are not just assuming exist because you are, yourself, a tea party asshole to tips@deadspin.com.

"The building was evacuated as the hazmat unit, bomb squad and other emergency personnel determined the threat level."

Roy Ellison's uncle, Harlan, called Williams's comments "purely speculative fiction."

"C'mon guys, if I'm going to beat Hillary in 2016 I'm going to need a statistic I can base a platform on, New Jersey has to lead the nation in something...bullying, you say? Well, it wasn't my first choice, but you know what my first choice always is, Dunkin Donuts."
-Chris Christie
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Let me know how Star Citizen plays on console.