This is some Frackalacka bullshit right here.

And here i sit with my small penis gathering dust.

Well you know what they always say :Herpes + Time = Comedy

I get no respect, no respect at all ... because i have herpes.

What’s with these herpes?

Well i guess there goes that “only men” commit mass shootings idea. Yeah Equality.

Would you really want to, hang out with Hillary (p.s. that should definitely be her campaign slogan) It would be like hanging out with her:

There is only one riff raff ; and yes i was in love with Cleo, who was a cat.

After spending time with my family this Thanksgiving , i’m thinking about becoming a Scientologist so i never have to see them again ( i’m pretty sure their all SP’s !) , (thats Scientology for Suppressive person), ( see im half way across the bridge already, I’m coming LRH ) , (Thats L.Ron Hubbard my future lord and…

Every show in the 80’s had that “special” aids episode.

This reminds me of the time in highschool that when harley had aids and then nobody would sit with him and i went over and sat at his table to show that i was not afraid. And then he offered me his chochalte milk but i was too affraid to drink it because i didnt want to catch aids and then, .... oh wait that was…

This reminds me of the time in highschool that when harley had aids and then nobody would sit with him and i went over and sat at his table to show that i was not afraid. And then he offered me his chochalte milk but i was too affraid to drink it because i didnt want to catch aids and then, .... oh wait that was…

And you can thank a man for the flushing toliet

Cat Stevens might not but an asshole but im pretty sure Yusuf Islam is.

I think we all know what muhammed would do to any christian refugees.

True, True but mom dukes had to get it in.

If my mom had aborted me i’d be pissed.

I’m sorry i agree with them. We dont know anything about these refugees except that the majoirty are muslim and from Syria, we are are at war with radical Muslims, who have setup a state in Syria. Possibly 2 of the attackers in france came in with refugees from Syria. If we take 100,000 refugees and 1% of those turn…