You know what they always say “a comedian plus time equals tragedy”.

I wonder if Hilary would let an audience member at one of her press conferences come up and check to see if she is wearing a wig, like trump did.

“is its depiction of a common wartime fear: that women were profiting socially, professionally, even sexually from the wartime economy that privileged their lives over male lives.”

Asian babies are cute.

I’m not that big a weezer fan, but that buddy holly video was the best. RIP: Al Molinaro.

Hikory Dickory Dock send those immigrants back to mexico. OOOH

You mean crazy larry

Eddie gonna have relations

Just read this on wikiepida -Yikes.

The best that he could do was fall in love. I know its crazy but its true.

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.

So now i’m obligated to help some drunk assholes in a street fight. Fuck that i had a friend who got stabbed breaking up a fight in highschool, i aint helping shit.

I want one with weird al’s hair:

Trump is a lot of things , but their is no way in hell he is anti semtic. His daughter converted to judaism and he has two jewish grandkids and is expecting another.

This year i’m going as the phantom of the Rapra

Raul:
“He stuffs his trousers
I’m telling you quite plainly, he stuffs his trousers
With a plastic penis
It fell out in Lima.”
Jorge:
“That never happened,
I tell you man, the man is a liar
I filed a lawsuit
For 100,000,000 pesos.”

This year Halloween fell on a weekend.

i mean it wasnt a chocolate covered banana.

De Blasshole !

Remember this, Still my favorite britney, watch out Celine.