Poop with one door open, gripping the toilet tight. Its not right , exit wife. Close the door to the can, Jerry and Rebbeca are off to never never (poop in front of your partner) land.
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The best place to fart is at a loud concert, preferably a rock or heavy metal. The music is so loud nobody can hear anything and you can really blast away its really quite freeing and the reaction of the crowd once they start getting a whiff is priceless, everyone starts looking around and is so pissed off.
The MTA is right not to have these ads. The ads with grapefruit (which looks straight up like a vagina) and a dripping egg are gross. I dont want to get on a train after having my breakfast (eggs or grapfruit) and have to think about that, i will seriously get sick and cause major train delays. whats next and ad for…
Don’t they already have one:
Great, now I’m going have to hear from those anti-Vaxxers big bird and snuffleupagus.
When you said Jenny Lewis I thought it was that girl from Survivor :Borneo (season one) who made that terrible sex tape , which i have watched many many times.
That a strange coincidence i just named my otter Zooey Human the other day.
As a generation x’er slowly peeks out the drapes of the window of his basement “apartment” at his parents house in queens.
This dude is such a scam artist. I like how he always acts like he is super enlightend and spiritual buddhist, vegan, with his Rick Rubin BS. All the time ripping off poor people with his books, engery drinks, clothing line. He also looks like the janitor from my highschool.
A Chinese woman once tried to sell me a ghost dog . (dvd).
I think i might have to, how will i sleep at night without finding out what happens to the central character, i mean were not talking about a background character here but central. Then in a bold move they have both choices AND consequences, wow. Will god be involved? I dont know, Will the music be terrible, possibly.…
After reading the article i was just checking to see what happened to these guys. And i saw that they just put out a new album, i couldnt believe they were still around, so sad. then i read the description and it made me laugh.
The new album from P.O.D., “The Awakening,” featuring the rousing lead single, “This Goes Out To You,” will be available August 21, 2015.
“She’s a grown ass, ASS making grown ass mistakes.”
“You know what I mean, Puffy is good but WU-TANG IS THE BEST!
Okay, I want y’all to know that this is the ODB and I LOVE YOU ALL, Peace!”
-Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s Classic 1998 Grammy Cameo (R.I.P)
Do you think there is a girl somewhere sitting at home looking at her ankles and thinking if only i was alive in the the 1930 i would be the Gisele bunchen of ankles and be married to Jim Thorpe who was one of the most famous football players of the time period.
“She’s a grown ass, ASS making grown ass mistakes.”
The Macaulay Culkin story (or i learned to stop worrying and become Kid Rock).