Right now, Christopher Priest can do no wrong. His current run on Deathstroke has been nothing short of amazing and made me interested in a character than I have been utterly uninterested in before.

coming from the legendary writer Christopher Priest—currently working on DC’s Deathstroke, but perhaps best known for his character-defining work on Black Panther—and artist Phil Noto (currently doing the Poe Dameron comic

I loved this part:

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Misogynistic, racist angry white male conducts indecent and misogynistic behavior while shilling for a network built on misogyny, racism, and white resentment in promotion of a political party built on misogyny, racism and white resentment.

Parody is fair use. Go for it.

Same.

You have the names backward. Haha. Mandela effect in action.

What are you talking about? Will Smith is one of the biggest actors in Hollywood. I’ll use your 2001 baseline.
2002: Men in Black 2, Bad Boys 2
2004: I, Robot
2005: Hitch
2006: The Pursuit of Happiness
2007: I am Legend
2008: Handcock
2012: Men in Black 3
2015: Concussion
2016: Suicide Squade

Ya... he’s career has TOTALLY…

Will Smith movies have pulled in $7.7 billion dollars, the vast majority coming after Ali. Who has been a more consistent draw over the last decade than Smith, especially outside some cozy franchise (Vin isn’t pulling people n outside Fast and Furious, Downey not breaking records without Iron Man)? Tom Cruise, I…

Considering he has 10 $100m+ movies since “Ali”, I will say his diminshed star power didn’t come till later, like say, “Seven Pounds” in 2008 (only 2 movies of his since then have crossed triple digits, although part of that was his four-year hiatus from then until MIB3).

That’s been our go-to answer for most things in the office:
“Gaston doesn’t look like he’s ‘the size of a barge’”
“The Rock should play him”
“Most of these casting rumors for Cable seem to be lacking in the muscles”
“The Rock would be great”
“Who do you think would be a good pick for a replacement Batman?”
“The Rock”

Cash in on the Mandela Effect...great, now I want to write a book about the Berenstain Bears that starts off as this cutesy kid book, but starts running weird when elements of the timeline just keep changing until the titular bears aren’t sure about what’s real any more. Except the folks who own the Berenstein Bears…

They should go with Sinbad just to really fuck with the internet’s collective mind.

Was Shaq unavailable?

My mom came up with this idea: The Rock. It just works.

He’d do it. After all...

Seems like a perfect opportunity to bring in Sinbad and cash in on the Mandela Effect.

I enjoyed the hell out of the multiverse-hopping meet/cute “Sitting in a Tree” miniseries.

Oh goodness, please don’t let him be a banger, street tough, incarcerated, or dead b/c of some choice Parker made.