HOW IS THIS NOT A MOVIE ALREADY!? would watch.

Mary Bowser is awesome! Fun fact: she is a member of the U.S. Army Intelligence Hall of Fame!

Seymour Assfault.

May I suggest Roady McRoadface Highway?

I cried again for Bill, this time tears of happiness. That’s all I have to say. One of the best seasons ever!

I thought it worked well. And - even though the reveals weren’t that surprising - I continue to absolutely hate how BBC America keeps throwing big, plot spoiling reveals into the middle of the 45-minute ad break. It’s enough to tempt me to start just torrenting the episodes or something.

“if the portrayal does not tend to discredit that armed force.”

Their simulation was also based on ProjectFiveThirtyEight polls, and refused to predict someone like Trump taking power.

When you try to save money by buying cheap knock off hazard suits from Aperture Corp & not Black Mesa, what do you expect? Of course they’ll try to kill you.

Seeing-eye dog time?

Uhm, two words:

Of course Trump has the biggest and best health violations. I expect nothing less from a kitchen that takes an expensive steak, burns the shit out of it, then douses it in ketchup.

I’m not even kidding about that, sadly. She ate them. Not completely, mind you, but she tore them to pieces and chewed them into little spit-filled wads of horror and left them on my bedspread. She was about 2 at the time and managed the feat in about an hour while I was outside playing and my mom was doing laundry.

Whoa whoa whoa. I can bring mine back?!

Pro-tip: Always require a password to be entered before purchases can be made on your consoles when you live in a home with children.

Another lesson: give kids their own accounts. Even if they’re five and only play a little bit every now and then, you’ll want to set up a wall between your saves and theirs. Plus, keeps them from accidentally loading up something M-rated.

“The secret is to win going as slowly as possible” is something Niki Lauda said before the Portuguese Grand Prix in 1984. Hamilton learned well from one of his bosses.

Didn’t Toto at one point say that once they won the constructors title, they were going to let these two fight it out for the drivers championship?

Hot take!

Do people really say those things about this book? Last time I’ve checked Goodreads the consensus was “nerd-centered, page-turning, nostalgia-driven fun adventure story” which IMO it is.