Thank you for making the comment every D&D geek in the audience was prepping the second we saw the word THAC0.  😁

So why the hell hasn’t Rabbi picked up the damn phone and called Loy to tell him Stachel is okay?? He’s got to know Loy is going to find out Josto doesn’t have him anymore sooner rather than later.

Also: Count on whitey to steal Loy’s credit card idea.

Everything unique and fun needs to be dumbed down for the masses. 

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Imagine if this had gone unnoticed for longer.

Azazel?

I think that that’s Azrael, Nightcrawler’s father.

That would make just about every fictional character who has never been in a film before obscure, which is a really low bar.

How the hell is Annihilus obscure? Annihilation was a critical and financial that reignited interest in cosmic Marvel (which cumulated with the creation of the modern Guardians of the Galaxy!)

Shamrock, now she’s obscure. Annihilus most certainly isn’t.

Obscure?

Never mind, that was a mistake

Comedic exaggeration, my friend. You should spend less time pearl clutching and more time laughing.

Yeah but you clicked and commented, so he wins.

Yeah, it’s possible.. but you don’t really have to get very far to pick out the relatively low enthusiasm Yuri has for working with Spider-Man, and the general unease Spider-Man has when dealing with cops.

Yeah Yuri seems to understand using Spider-Man is a plus, her basic officers aren’t competent to say the least. But this super powered Spider dude in tights? She deals with the quips and jokes, and he gets the job done.

Right? If I were NYPD in any Marvel universe I would be scared shitless on a daily basis. Which psycho with a super suit or powers is going to try to kill me today?

This is literally the point I just made. Thanks.

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…