I think the CIA tried in the ‘70s to weaponize whatever it is you’re on but couldn’t quite get the formula right

crazy indeed

It’s been a while since I’ve laugh-cried through one of your comments, Romberts.

i didn’t see Interstellar, so i’ll just assume this was the plot of it

Congratulations on your imminent film option

That was beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Well done.

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

A Rom Romberts sighting! Good day sir.

So glad to have you back. You were dearly missed.

He probably doesn’t even keep a “To Do” list...

*cracks knuckles*

Can I have your stuff?

The Celtics were everywhere.

Still Chris Mullin and Tim Hardaway.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

I believe it. I just sang the Dr. Pepper theme song three times to my reflection on the surface of a public toilet, and a Rom Romberts post appeared, so anything’s possible.

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

you let jae crowder off way, way, way too easy in this. he’s shooting well under .400 and looks terrified even handling the ball. he’s not going for rebounds, he kind of just floats around on defense and stands about 27' from the hoop on offense hoping the ball doesn’t come to him. the dude looks totally lost and…

This is insane and insanely difficult. The sheer physics of it—to have all of your mass and momentum going (airborne) in one direction and to be able to swing with enough force to get the ball to go all the way back over the net in the other direction...it’s crazy.