You just made me search “smiling dogs in hats” and it will probably be the most productive thing I do today.

A cool, so you’ve been to my dad’s place too?

I am pleasantly reminded of this gem from StackOverflow.

This exactly what I get when I send an auto-predict text.

I like your style.

Well, there it is right there.

Tonight is Game 2. Cleveland leads the series by 1 game. They won by 6. The telephone area code for Cleveland is 216. You can’t explain that!

Chief Wahoo’s gotta go, simple as that. It’s been true for decades. Why is it OK to reduce Native Americans to a set of slurs, caricatures and stereotypes? This goes for Washington NFL, this goes for the Atlanta Braves too. Remember the shit the latter caught when they nearly brought back Noc-A-Homa for a BP hat?

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

Haha. I essentially pulled direct quotes from my email inbox following this post: http://deadspin.com/the-cleveland-indians-are-liars-1787865279

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

i hear you and its a shame to see the leack of this toughness in the/a younger generation (e.g. millenials)

Man, the rumors about Google being an awesome place to work are really true.

I know how ya feel, i stayed at work last week through some serious constipation, and on top of that, I got a paper cut like 27 minutes after i got in.

He does look kinda like a Diglett

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”