How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Except when it comes to ornithology. There have been rich ornithologists, and great ornithologists, but no rich great ornithologists.

I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

what a time to be alive

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

Fuck.

How dare you joke about a serious matter like basketball coaching.

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

Are you sure whale uber isn’t called jOnAh, in a really irksome typeface?

I read this in Gruden’s voice.

Time to get use to it.