hell yeah

DISPLAY YOUR SHOE SIZES

love to own a $40,000 truck that signifies I am a member of the working poor

where do u pack the unbearable emotional weight of existence like is there a dry/stuff sack for that?

“high-stakes”

Amateur hour over here...

I’m not going to lie, this is the best compliment I’ve ever received.

me too but also fuck you

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

I’d jump over every person I met if I could.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

rude

sometimes i think about ramming the potato through the bin, or passing it to my friend, who is open and very much in a position to swoosh, but then i think, these are the best years of my life and i will never be 23 again so i hurl the ball with incredible force into the stands and i reveal my nipples to the crowd and…

Another thing to note in these highlight videos is that someone should check in on Enes Kanter and see if he is still breathing.

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Browns gonna hire Young Sheldon.

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

Samer please don’t show your dad any of my comments.

No. Nobody watched it.