Prevent auto accidents by not crashing!

I’m sorry, who?

No it’s not an outrage.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

If it was indeed “almost identical,” your reaction sure seems a touch hypersensitive.

I hope not. I like air.

Meh. It’ll get sent back to Pagani and they’ll put it together again good as new. Only loss here is to the rich arab douchebag who’ll be without one of his toys for a while.

#bringbackdakota? Make Dakota Great Again?

A Jalop is never satisfied.

Jenkins also reportedly asked the crowd to “raise your hand if you believe in science,” to which they responded with boos. Nice!

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.