Well, it sure would be nice if every democrat in your state would turn the fuck out.

Shut up, tomato.

You’re also ugly and badly-dressed, but part of the American Dream is that people like you weren’t smothered at birth. Excelsior!

This is what happen when you test too many nuclear weapons in the southwestern deserts...

I guess they do have snowflakes in Arizona after all. 

“Fucking SJWs won’t walk on the flag!”

McDonald’s order is ready to pick up.

Mike Pence on opioids sounds like the least fun party ever.

“This has absolutely nothing to do with the health” of @POTUS or @VP, a senior administration official tells @VOANews.

Nope, just the usual Trump team incompetence. 

His flight may have had a female pilot. You know how unreliable they can be.

He’s definitely the guy who thinks paprika makes a dish too spicy.

Mother must’ve found his gay porn stash.

hahahahahahaha, “woman”!  Good one.

5-2: stroke.

I hope Donald J. Trump died and went to hell, where he belongs. 

1/10 You are a disgrace the the St. Petersburg School of Trolling and Masturbation.

Like my twin brother, I am a worthless human being that will die alone.

“Why do people feel entitled to things they paid for? What babies.”

Because it’s something that you paid for and want.