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My “Learn one english word a day” is charisma. I still have no idea how to properly use it in a sentence.

My “Learn one english word a day” is charisma. I still have no idea how to properly use it in a sentence.

Says the guy who has never been outside of russia.

As a survivor of the Bowling Green massacre I am grateful to Kelly Anne for presenting these alternative facts concerning the fun and joyful trump camps. A place where kids don’t need to do things they hate like bath, brush their teeth, sleep in a bed, or live to be adults.

Que my pudgy, unemployed, mouth breathing, neck bearded, virgin brethren commenting on why this a good thing in 3, 2, 1..............

Great. Another story about talented, smart, confident, successful and independent women. As a pathetic, white male loser with zero prospects for any sort of meaningful career or an adult relationship, I find this highly offensive to my genetically superior sense of self worth. MAGAt!

Are you saying my t-shirts that are two sizes too small, adult acne, greasy mullet, and cargo shorts with sandals and white athletic socks aren’t attractive? What’s more, my mother did think about smothering me shortly after giving birth. But that would have required her to touch me. (I’ve obviously never been hugged…

As a registered sex offender you are not allowed to look at this. 

Im sO eDgey and cOOl Using ranDom caPiTol leTTers

I’m going to burn my Nike flag sneakers in protest. I can’t wait to see that swoosh and the flag go up in flames. Oh wait, I’m not supposed to burn the flag. I’ll just set fire to....ummmm......something!!! I’m confused. Maybe I’ll set my pants on fire. 

I still listen to the radio because there’s no music on the interwebs. I’m 103 years old.

Come now. We don’t have toilets in the troll factory. We shit in a hole in the ground. 

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I watched Apollo 13 and now I think I’m an astronaut.

You suck at pretending to be liberal. 

Staring your own comment is pathetic,

If there’s one thing you know about, it’s rape. Want to tell everyone why? (don’t worry, it won’t violate your parole or status as a sex offender).

1/10 You are a disgrace the the St. Petersburg School of Trolling and Masturbation.

My twin brother and I have never been more than 20 km from St. Petersburg.