I’ll always remember Eugene Robinson (a good Christian family man) getting popped for prostitution the night before he was supposed to play in Super Bowl 33.

It’s still real to me, dammit.

“I’m FIFTY!”

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

Thanks for not sticking to sports.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

He has definitely told people that all lives matter.

Sounds like it was a good year for Ed Norton.

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle…

It’s the Las Vegas Monorail, not the Disneyland Monorail. It’s never been full of people. 

Coincidentally, “strikeout machine” is what we all call Gary from work when we are out for drinks

“Fucking peak moron Republican” is a pretty good line, tho...

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

That “Hamilton Nolan” fan sure does seem down on the team’s prospects. Also, please keep the “politics” out of the sports!

That Uncle Fester-looking motherfucker has always been an elite level cunt.

Fixed this for you:

The military actively pays for those feel good moments, maybe the check hadn’t cleared for the month yet.

Get that tatoo NOW! And show it off proudly to those of us who know it as an alternator.