Was fine for a while.

Where were you that it wasn’t televised?  Shit hit the fan in Houston.

It doesn’t sound very native American.  Must have been foreign at some point.  

We said “no homo” first

Yes, kind of

Like Dominos fixing potholes.

Wait, everyone doesn’t have the pledge or national anthem before starting work in the morning?

The token machine had a deal, $6 in tokens for $5. We’d drop a five in and sell them to people with ones, turning 5 bucks into 6 bucks in tokens. We usually did this for hours on weekends to generate money.

Most of them have already made love to the flag.

After a spotless college record, I’m really surprised he turned out this way.

The Maple Leaf is my grandmother’s cough syrup.  Got my first drunk off of that around age 5.

Its an iPhone.

I had to break up a mom vs. mother in law fight at my daughter’s softball game when she was in 3rd grade. I think I had MIL in a bear hug until things settled down. It was pretty classy, cops came and everything.

“Rack em!!!!”

Yep.

Yep. They’ll burn the country to the ground as long as it pisses of libtards in the process.

Yep, sold mine with the oil leak you referenced. Sold off ebay, some guys flew from San Francisco flew to Houston and drove it back. They called a few months later asking how to get it inspected with NOS. Never heard from them after that.

Or add some watermarks you drew up in Paint.

They get paid to play, you get paid to do whatever you do in a meeting. But I doubt you’d get fired if you used the parking lot on your way in to present your political beliefs.

We tuned out. Just not enough of us.