The sequence in Singin' in the Rain with Cyd Charisse in the green dress is so hot that I require a fresh set of panties after viewing.

He really wanted H. R. Haldeman, someone people are recognizing more and more these days.

Man, signing that last line takes the kind of breath control I haven't had since high school.

All of them, duh.

I'll take the life-or-death struggle with some kind of evil magic thingy. Wedding planning is awful.

Have you seen the bankruptcy stats? I don't have time to look for the chart right now (I'll add a link when I find it again.) The raw numbers of personal bankruptcy are noticeably down.

Clearly you didn't watch Downton Abbey.

Only in the KJV.

Even if he weren't a 100% horrible person, his conviction that he is right is a problem. Always leave the door open to the idea that you could be wrong. If you don't, there are no checks on what you might do.

Fran Lebowitz is going to be on Fallon?!?!?!

Actually, you're good if it's 100% polyester. It's the poly cotton blends that will send you straight to hell.

Call anyway. Your call gets logged as a "no," and your rep can cite the statistics from the call logs.

Andrew Jacksoncould have prevented all of that.

Never trust the guy who is convinced that he is doing the Lord's Work. That guy is always the most dangerous person in the room.

You rang?

I loved this show when I was in high school, although a friend of mine pointed out that the plot was always "stranger comes to town/town is unaccepting/Dr. Quinn scolds them/townspeople apologize."

It's more symbolic than anything, but it also gives investigative reporter types the opportunity to follow Trump's income streams back to their sources. Since some of those sources are likely to be tied to some extremely sketchy foreign nationals, I think it is legitimate.

I've thought for years that Australia is the only place more redneck than we are. (I'm from Tennessee.) I had to reconsider once y'all banned all the assault rifles.

Somebody call Dikachu.

Madeline is term limited out next time. Glen Jacobs is running for the county slot currently held by (also term limited) Tim Burchett. (Burchett is responsible for the "Road Kill" bill that Tennessee passed a few years ago.)