“Here ya go, just like it was!”

100% this. I would have one on order if this was the case. I can’t quite stomach the CT5-V Blackwing price (let alone markup) and don’t really want the bigger car

WHOCOULDAKNOWED?!

Look at Mr. Norwegian Cruise Line over here. 

Not to worry. Just wait a while and the flames will move within reach.

Come on the guy is a business owner! Get something that’s fun but still classy and surprisingly practical:

$2 million in stock is meaning less since it is monopoly money until it is actually sold.

The true benefit to this is the cool whooshy noises. Anything else people claim to get from them is laughable. 

Rainbow Road - Extremely lax safety standards. No barriers at all (seriously guys?) And these big blocks that keep crushing drivers. Honestly I don't know how it got approved as a season closer.

Just finance it for 30 years, the payments are the same.

That is surprising being they were built in Ford’s Saarlouis plant in Germany.

Those MB cowards need to bring the A35 and/or A45 hatch here. Since Audi won’t bring the S3/RS3 hatch here, and the Golf R interior controls are total garbage, someone needs to step up!

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

Everybody talks about how expensive it is to maintain used luxury cars, but no one wants to talk about how utter shitboxes cost $20k now.

I’d rather spend a little more and not get depressed every time I put the key in the ignition...

Yo mama so wide she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

So how long till the Petersen Museum puts one of the Carbon Revolution Z06 wheels on display?

I mean, it was a Lincoln MKZ soooooooooo.

My take: A lot of the people who buy Teslas are not “car people”. For them, the Tesla is a cool appliance - it is more technology (like an iPad or iPhone) than it is transportation. And even those who do think about the transportation aspect, they don’t care much about handling or the pure enjoyment of driving - they…

Having a truck is nice. Using a truck is nice. Driving a truck is miserable.

I think he should just call it “Not Full Self Driving ;) 42069"