No assault tuk-tuks? I’m disappointed.

Shut down the Internet. We’re done here.

One of my life goals is to amass a small collection of 181s, daily-drive them whenever possible, and then, one sunny Saturday morning, proudly announce to the world that I am going to

Yes, designed in Europe and manufactured in Germany. Super American!

In before the dealers say “What’s a Focus RS?!” or “Your car is a modded base ST, we can’t fix it under warranty”

Luckily I seem to have dodged this bullet, but general repairs on the RS have been an epic headache, not even on really unusual stuff, need a new rim, it’s on national back order for a month and a half, need a reinforcement bar for your bumper, dealership might be able to get one, or you might be waiting until the end…

My main takeaway from this, other than the obvious “people are stupid”, is that modern cars are crazy safe. This dude slammed into a stationary object at 65 miles per hour and “refused medical attention”. Thats amazing.

Should have stuck it out, watched CHIP expire, then got nothing and still be the target of the GOP narrative?

can he drive?

I’m kinda bummed that there has to be both a pressure drop and evidence of coolant in one of the cylinders for the customer to get a new head. I’d be pretty bummed if they came back to me and said “your system wouldn’t hold pressure, but we didn’t see anything in the cylinders so you’re probably good to go with just…

Weirdly, seeing his pic makes me think I’m looking at how Heinrich Himmler might’ve looked at his trial...had he not committed suicide shortly after his capture.

That’s a really interesting question. I think so. A year from owner notice is reasonable. Ford has to define boundaries to quantify the probable cost and get the fix approved to roll out.

There was 1:47 left in the game when this play happened. Not to detract from the heroics or diminish the brilliance of the play from a purely athletic standpoint, but had Gilmore whiffed and Westbrook walked into the endzone, I’m not sure we are talking about a Jags/Eagles super bowl or the end of the Patriots dynasty…

At this point we have to assume that every single one of our female Olympic gymnasts over the past twenty years was sexually abused by Nassar as well as all the other Olympic hopefuls. The numbers are staggering and horrifying.

As someone who deals with claims all day, this is hilarious.

“rendered incapacitated by accidental rum exposure”

This is what happens when you watch Set it Off when high.

In a similar mixup, I have been washing with powdered cheese. That explains the odd smells in my house.

Just realized I’ve been putting bleach on my pasta for nearly two decades...

“I’ll tell you what’s at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”