you must be a ton of fun at parties

It’s a professional ad, not some amatuer Youtube channel. I’m certain they were advised of the risks and compensated accordingly. Also, it’s cute that you think stupid ads didn’t exist before millenials started shooting them.

Nows your chance BMW. Bring back the popup headlights. I know there are pedestrian safety standards but rich people can pay to piece people back together. If it runs me over I wouldn’t mind having a popup headlamp stuck in my chest to play peekaboo with.

Ironically, I can’t imagine anyone older than a 3rd grader using the term “potty-talk”.

“potty-talk”

And if you can’t hoon with the one you love, honey, hoon the one you’re with.

I Don’t have kids, but watched my brother-in-law sell his E39 M5 to buy a honda odyssey because he needed “more space for the girls.” I wanted to squeeze his sad neck until whatever balls my sister managed to neuter immediately upon giving birth, popped out of his mouth. I don’t get it... do 2 tiny human beings…

Or, how about to each their own, and the judgemental misogyny can piss off?

“Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru. Well, that and premature head gasket failure.”

My favourite automotive obsession that no one in the world seems to share with me is cars in non-standard colours and green is pretty much at the top of the pack. Look at this:

He’s a “bastard” for having a phone? You’re the asshole calling kids names, hiding behind your anonymous profile. Who deserves more scorn?

That man is a sleeping pill, mayonnaise, and white toast in human form.

Worst? Or best?

Student of the month bumper stickers. The stickers are so old, the student isn’t even in school anymore. And not like anyone cares your kid made good grades for a month.

THAT. IS. NOT AN “X”!!!!!!!!!!!

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

I’d much rather have this neck warmer.

Knock a couple zeroes off it ($450) then maybe. Pick it up under cover of night with an enclosed trailer then drop it at an undisclosed private location also at night. Immediately de-swastika it then proceed to either turn it back into an acceptable C3 or do something silly with it. Sell wheels, scoop, and spoiler for…

I feel bad for the Corvette, it didn’t ask for this. It deserves a better existence. Justice would be for this car to be stolen, repainted and have a more joyous life partying in Palm Springs.

Genghis Khan would ride a Dakar rally bike with an AK-47 strapped on to his back