You do know the way to my heart. (it’s through my UNICORN)

The Misfits already won. Because there songs are better.

I always thought the Misfits were cooler and got a bad rap. 7 years later I was super into punk music, which may or may not have been a coincidence.

What this really means is that Pizzazz and the Misfits finally win.

Dear Universal,

This. This always bothered me when I was briefly a Domme. Submissive men gets so much shit that hardly any of them talk about it. Like fine if you’re into dressing like a baby or being forced into women’s clothes, but that’s not my thing. Me being a Domme was not about emasculating some man or putting him into the…

A lot of people who aren’t particularly socially adept find BDSM appealing. It’s literally a relationship with well-defined rules. You’ll find nerd types, like Gamers, gravitate to it a lot. These are my kinks, these are my limits, this is what I like to do, this is how much of it I want to do. Here’s a word I can say…

I wish I was in a position to do it professionally. I’m not, but my bestie is, and considering she’s the most natural Domme I’ve ever met, I keep encouraging her to go pro.

It’s part of the male humiliation scene. Force him to walk around the park with a Nickleback shirt on and a boombox blasting it.

I don’t think it’s a tech thing as much as a money thing People with money want access to the stuff that lotsa money can afford them, so exotic sexual experiences are considered part of wealth culture.

It’s not domming if you’re both suffering

“Man found naked running around Johnson Steet this afternoon. Police say he was screaming about ‘wanting to be a rock star’ and had a cat-of-ninetails forcibly inserted in his anus. MORE AT ELEVEN!”

You’re going to love this one. So a friend of mine posted an article on how more women own game consoles than men. So a guy (natch) responds with “That’s because games are better on PCs and women don’t have the brains to know that.” — I’m paraphrasing, but that was the basic message.

Something about women ALWAYS walking away with all of the man’s money after a divorce, men paying huge alimonies to lazy women who won’t work, blah blah. Their ideas of what happens in the world are so far removed from the actual reality.

Wait, wait, I got it - because only men suffer in divorce because women always end up with all of their money (all that money that they have!) and are always gleeful about it and there should be laws against that dammit THERE SHOULD BE LAWS RAH RAH RAH. Amirite?

I let my husband decide about our sons’ peens. Whatevs - it’s a boy thing. But yeah I don’t get how the fuck they’re the only gender affected by divorce. Maybe they’ll mansplain it to me.

I don’t actually have much of an opinion on circumcision, though I’m not exactly sure how divorce only affects men.

Yeah, remember when Chris Kluwe spoke up and absolutely slammed them, and the Gamergators didn’t say boo? Because he’s a big strong manly football player, and the little chickenshits were back in their old school-playground headspace again. HAW HAW.

Then I assume you’re okay with health insurance companies not reimbursing men for Viagra, Cialis, etc.

Man it would be really funny to one of these dudes get a visit from a couple of strapping men in black with earpieces.

‘Excuse me, are you gcsignalbooster*? And did you threaten a sitting senator?’

*yes, I know that this dude did not threaten anyone, I just didn’t have another gamergate handle handy...