This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.

One would think that after such penile-located trauma, Mr. Bobbitt would make like Fleetwood Mac and go his own way. But as Lorena tells Harvey, John Bobbitt has attempted to make contact with her more than once over the years.

I have two close friends with kids. One is a ‘super mom’ primary breadwinner, primary caretaker, homeschooled her oldest, etc. I haven’t really seen her in four years and we only talk when she calls (every few months). She asked why I don’t call anymore and I explained that I knew she was busy and that I didn’t want…

Better yet, make a lab-grown gem replica, and then sell colored glass replicas in the gift shop.

I just fell into a Wiki k-hole sewnd help or popcorn.

“If you say yes to one you suddenly find the British Museum would be empty,”
This is just as pathetic as it is desperate.
YOU LOST THE POWER OF YOUR MONARCHY, DEAL WITH IT, IT WAS NEARLY A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
They are literally holding on to these items because it’ll give them some sad pleasure that they used to be such…

I particularly enjoyed how the Raj inflicted laws criminalising homosexuality and those of non-binary gender, when Indian society has generally been pretty relaxed about such things until that point. This is the sort of stuff UKIP classes as bringing civilisation to the world, and get stroppy when it's taught in…

“If you say yes to one you suddenly find the British Museum would be empty,” explained the Prime Minister to his Indian interviewer, with a mind to the Rosetta Stone, Elgin Marbles and the rest. “I am afraid to say, it is going to have to stay put.”

England actually destroyed the culture of India and made it the place it is today. Imperialism at it’s finest.

This reminds me of that thing when Kelly Clarkson wanted to buy Jane Austin’s ring and British people were all up in arms about a piece of their culture leaving the country.

Ugh. Give the pebble back. Make one of colored glass and replace it if you must. No one will be able to tell, no one.

Now HERS is a biopic I’d see.

I once lost a lot of weight, and a very smart friend asked first, “Hey, you’ve lost weight. How are you feeling?” So I could say “jeez, I’m sick and I dropped this weight because I can’t eat a fucking thing” or “I’ve been working at it and I feel fantastic!”

And then once you have lost the weight and are around new people, you’re just normal again...

The negative feelings associated with weight loss are not discussed nearly enough. Especially if you felt comfortable with your former size. There are people who want you to hate yourself for being fat. For them weight loss reaffirms that belief, even when it is not true. When you lose weight, people start treating…

I'm 100% sure that's not what she was saying at all.

So being 126 pounds overweight is a way of showing you’re a feminist?