So at what point does Kim finally stand up to Kanye? I could possibly get past the fact that my husband threw my a “pregnancy” themed birthday party while I was f’n pregnant. But to watch Steve Jobs? Yeah, I want to see the movie, but when I am at home lying in bed and we’re streaming it through Netflix in a few…

I could be Mara Jade!
And stare menacingly as they pass by, wonder if I could find some red contact, need a good sword tho.

Well to be fair the woman he raped wasn’t an unborn baby. Once you’re out of the womb you go from being a precious innocent preborn miracle to being an undead corpse and therefore fuck you you’re fair game. And also we’re taking your nutritional assistance benefits away. Get a job, undead corpse.

I think a lot of these people are pissed at how impossible it’s become to adopt a healthy, white infant in a closed adoption. It’s my understanding that the state is also much more reticent to sever parental rights quickly outside the worst cases of child abuse.

I hope the counter-protester makes a new sign that says “this man is a registered sex offender” and stands next to that dude every chance he gets.

Well, hopefully he’s unable to adopt at this point. We don’t need to provide him with more victims.

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

Wonder how many kids this dude’s adopted. I used to love it when they’d engage the director of the clinic where I used to escort. She adopted two kids. That’s like two more than all of the protesters put together. Fuck them.

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

If money were no object I would spend my birthday buying shoes naked and snorting coke off hookers.

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

I was nine months pregnant my 31st birthday. Clearly I laid on the couch and balanced a plate of cake on my stomach. If I’d had people over, the theme would be “watch the beached whale watch Gilmore Girls".

Why is it that the wealthy people are always also the inane people

Damon’s. Nobody expects Renner not to be a prick so I assume his publicist just naps all day.

Pretty sure he had a publicist but the toupee came alive one day and just ate them.

I think we can all assume that Donald Trump doesn’t have a publicist, and that’s part of the problem.

Donald Trump’s publicist, hands down.

who has the worse job: matt damon’s publicist or jeremy renner’s publicist?

About 6 years ago I worked with a French girl and we became friends. She had horrible musical tastes and really liked Simple Plan and was really jazzed about living in Montréal in part because of Simple Plan :-( As if that wasn’t bad enough, she met another French girl who was a bit older than us, in her early 30s and…

He used to have the lip ring too, but refuses to put it back in no matter how much I tell him he’d get the best lovin of his life. Boo urns. hahah